when you overhear your name in a conversation
Feds: *busting down the door of my clandestine ketamine lab*
Me:
DON’T FUCKING SHOOT I’M A HORSE
“Call off the raid, boys, it’s just a horse.”
sometimes u just wanna make out w a girl and like dhejdhdkbedijslsjwie dveiz wosbevuzlwow e dh ejdks s due wlw jse wks s wbwkw lssn djdkswn w sksns wns
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i don’t get why tops and bottoms are always fighting like………………. aren’t we supposed to be fucking each other
it was right here that they got pregnant
lesbian fertilization
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